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Entry tags:	fairy tale

I'm too funny for my own good


I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, wanted to write this scene this way but I resisted:

“Kinder! You wretched man! Do you know how long it’s been?” She asked wiping tears out of her eyes with one hand.

“Long?” He said puzzled. “Well, I reckon a year or two, the bairn should be near grown by now.”

Nayne stepped back, her eyes flashing. Tamas inherited his mother’s temper, that was easy to see. She planted her fists on her hips and glared at him. Beside me I heard Kinder mutter a quiet “oh oh”.

“A year or two! You bloody great fool of a man!” Nayne face was red. “It’s been FIVE years.

Her hand swung out and slapped Kinder's face with a loud crack

"Whoa," He yelled in pain. "I dinna deserve that!"

"I raised YOUR son by myself!" Nayne's hand struck the other cheek.

"I dinna deserve that one either, you knew I was a wyvern when you married me!"

Tears gushed out of Nayne's eyes, "I've been so lonesome for you! Five years without my man!" Her hand struck the first cheek again.

"Okay, THAT one I deserved," Kinder said soberly.